HI JOY
Joy Crookes. Big sister, daughter, wifey and musician
HOW ARE YOU DOING
As well as you can be during a global pandemic and far right leaning world
LISTENING TO / WATCHING / READING
Mercy Mercy – Marvin Gaye/ Big Lebowski/ Constellations – Sinead Gleeson
A SWEAR-BY BEAUTY TIP
Cut your strip lashes in half to make them look more natural on your eye
SWEAR-BY HAIR TIP
Do extra bicep and tricep muscle exercises if your hair is as heavy as mine and you’re trying to achieve a cute ponytail
LOVES
The thought of Jeff Bezos one day finally distributing his wealth
WASH ROUTINE
Let that shampoo sit on your head for a minute. Pray to the goddesses of hair
WHY DIZZIAK
Everything. The smell. The way my hair dries after using it. My hair feels so, so strong.
GREAT HAIR MEMORY
My mama gelling my hair before school in true Croydon face lift tradition
NIGHTMARE HAIR STORY
Alopecia and a bad layer job that I tried to cut myself when I got home…
ICONIC FIGURE
Frida Kahlo – HAIR!!!!!! Along with absolutely everything else
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
Bangladesh and Ireland. I really miss my family
MANTRA IN LIFE
Walk with purpose. If you don’t ask, you don’t get
WHAT’S THE ONE THING YOU WANT TO TELL THE PEOPLE OF 2020
We’re all in this bullshit together