APHRODIZZIAK REAL FANS

HI JOY

Joy Crookes. Big sister, daughter, wifey and musician

HOW ARE YOU DOING  

As well as you can be during a global pandemic and far right leaning world

LISTENING TO / WATCHING / READING

Mercy Mercy – Marvin Gaye/ Big Lebowski/ Constellations – Sinead Gleeson

A SWEAR-BY BEAUTY TIP

Cut your strip lashes in half to make them look more natural on your eye

SWEAR-BY HAIR TIP

Do extra bicep and tricep muscle exercises if your hair is as heavy as mine and you’re trying to achieve a cute ponytail

LOVES

The thought of Jeff Bezos one day finally distributing his wealth

WASH ROUTINE

Let that shampoo sit on your head for a minute. Pray to the goddesses of hair

WHY DIZZIAK

Everything. The smell. The way my hair dries after using it. My hair feels so, so strong.

GREAT HAIR MEMORY

My mama gelling my hair before school in true Croydon face lift tradition

NIGHTMARE HAIR STORY

Alopecia and a bad layer job that I tried to cut myself when I got home…

ICONIC FIGURE

Frida Kahlo – HAIR!!!!!! Along with absolutely everything else

IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

Bangladesh and Ireland. I really miss my family 

MANTRA IN LIFE

Walk with purpose. If you don’t ask, you don’t get

WHAT’S THE ONE THING YOU WANT TO TELL THE PEOPLE OF 2020

We’re all in this bullshit together